Points on why my cat is wierd.. and fustrates me

My cat just did something that annoyed me to here are some points on what hes does..¬_¬

1. He makes a weird 'clickin' sound when he sees anything that flies.

2. Hes stares minca down.. and loses.. WHATS THE POINT.

3.He only drinks water from a running tap.. wont drink out of a bowl..Freak..

4. i Have to wake up a stupid times to get that ball he always manages to find..(which ive hidden.) and its always go the bell inside it..

5. he has a foot fettish enough said.

6. I have to wrestle my headphones off him at night..

7. he always thinks its fun the callaspe mid walk

8. he runs like thumper.. the rabbit from bambi....

9. He leans over the bath.. but is scared shitless when he touches anything IN IT..

10. he winks.. i mean full blown.. WINK..

11. he'll cuddles up to you only to run when you reach to stroke him..

12.He always runs after the person who DIDNT feed him that day..

13. he'll sit in your seat just after you leave the room and doesnt care if you sit on him..

14.he likes to sit in boxes and bags..

15. sulks if you luagh at him..

16.likes crisps.

17.thinks with his stomach...

18. Hes gender confused after everyone kept called HIM.. a HER AND SHE..for the first few months i had HIM...

19.he Opens doors with he head and paws..freaky to watch..

20. i think he tries to dig for china whenever he goes into his litter tray...