FINDING STUFF..

random picture of the day!

well, yeah.. its my legs.. from camping i dont tend to bother about matching my socks camping as half the time im cold.. and just but anything on.. so yaar..

watch paranormal activity 2.. it was freaky.. and believe me it hit me when i was sleeping last night.. but it wasnt AS good as the first.. they were trying too hard, and it seemed abit silly in parts.. so there my update on that.. watch it if you wanna have nightmares when you wake up at 3am..

:)

me and my baby!! awogiigiigii.. hes so cute..

sorry..random..

Paranormal activity... 2

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm so gonna regret watching this.. at 3am tonight when i need to drink something and pee, maybe at two different times or at the same time, my body likes to torture me when im shit scared and hiding under my cover hoping that ghost IKNOW lives in my house doesn't decide to pop its head out and kill me or just toy with me by dragging me down the hallway.. i had i conversation with my mum about this.. She found me amusing, it went along the lines of..

ME: Last night i kept freaking about thinking about the first paranormal activity i mean, my rooms perfect dragging distance!

Mum: you what? why is it perfect dragging distance?

me: LOOK AT IT! I MEAN PERFECT DRAG A WOMAN ALONG THE FLOOR FROM HER BED DISTANCE!

mum: don't shout-

Me: Im not shouting im talking in a panicked tone bu-

Mum: and don't interrupt me, your room isn't 'perfect dragging distance' the ghost will take one look at the tip in your room and give up.

Me: oh i feel so much better.. not.

but really.. IT IS PERFECT DRAGGING DISTANCE.... and it gets so dark..

WISH ME LUCK WATCHING IT TONIGHT!

Twitter amuses me..

(click on thee photos to enlarge for the mo..)

i dunno why its turned into a print screen blog,

but u keep finding these damn funny screen shots ive taken of conversations..

hehe.. fun times..

OH I AM A KING!

I'm enjoying gloating at this..

my older cousin believes in me more!

I WIN!

:D

ahhhh... family

Me and my brother came across a photo of my cousin..

my brother died my from laughing claiming that he looked my a turtle and if i was any sister of his i would have to place my cousins head on a turtle.. so i did..

he laugh a lot longer after seeing my master piece

i then posted it on my cousins wall

we have both declared war.

my family make me proud..

My 19th birthday..

RANDOM [scary scarring just plain freakin' weird] PHOTO OF THE DAY!

I need to just comment on todays random photo.. WHY!? WHO MADE THIS. WHY!? eurg.. i may vom..

Thought id say..

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!?

and this blog has been around for about... a year and abit..

so Yaay to that!?

anyhoo..

i probably spent to whole day being annoyed that my brother didnt bother to wish me a happy birthday... but he did.. so yah.

except for the bugging me over the phone to tell me to say to my dad; 'roll me a fatty'

buuuut i managed to escape..

I DID enjoy Belgos and a line of different flavoured schnapps,

mmmm schnapps.. they were good..

but apart from me and my amazing birthday..

i thought id update on what i do in my class..

and how mondays make me want to stab myself repeatedly due to over exposure to boredom..

also my friends found great amusement in my mini notepad of comments.. :)

You are WELCOME!

it all started with a simple....

i used this one in two different lessons ^

and felt so awesome i wrote this to my friend straight after..

^_^

AND THE GRAND FINAL!

I felt the urge to tap my friend on the shoulder and show her how i truly felt about art history..

i feel going to art foundation has opened my mind so SO MUCH..

my maturity has gotten so..So..Mature?

no kid left inside, NONE I SAY!?!

*Skips off giggling while chasing a butterfly..*

Adios!

Cats,

my cat, is not a cat, but some kinda wimpy thing that manages to live, somehow..

and i find myself staring at him in awe at how much of a girl this cat is.

i mean i have a cat bed in my room to stop him from sleeping all over my clothes and leaving that cat lady kinda smell of over me and so to stop him i felt acomplished in giving him a cat bed.

but no he refuses the only time he'll try is when i have something half on top of it, and he puts his front paws on the bed moves around then turns to look at me in a way that says;

"See I'm trying but YOU put the fucking hairdryer on my bed, look cant sleep on here.. soooo its all your fault. Bitch."

and i find myself saying things back like,

me: You know what fuck you! you never sleep on there anyway! so get over yours-.. hey!..HEY..!! dont look at me like that! who said you can look at me like that RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!"

Mum: Jess? who you talking to?

exactly!

im now seen as the crazy one, when every family member knows im the fairly sane one!

so ha mr. cat

I WON!

I spend so much time doing work!

Thought i'd add an afterthought..

This is what i get up to when i go to college..

i sit in box's and make boxy homes, that make boxy villages..

so im awesome..

your jealous face it you wanna be in my box..

that sounded a bit wrong but moving on..

ENVY MY BOX HOUSE!

Ikea.

RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY!?

isnt he cute, hes all up in your face being all, "love me" i want a new kitten.

Today, during my art foundation class, i found myself humming the new ikea ad song..

And so humming this song concentrating on this awesome piece of art i was creating, and then BAM! It hit me, i was singing an advert song.. and really my face looked like this lovely drawing i did of myself, in my horror:

i love my black streaks attention to detail people.. attention to detail!

anyway.. in my horror i probably sat there for about 5 minutes mulling over how i sung that stupid song out loud in front of a whole class of people.. who

A. Don't know the song.

and

B. who dont really know me too well and probably think im kinda weird now.

-now que 5 hours later.-

*advert comes on.*

-5 minutes after-

Me: You will always find him in the kitchen at parties, your will always find him in the kitchen at paarrrttiiieeeeeeeeeeeessss..

Mum: Jess.......?

Me: PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSS *Tap dances*

*silence.*

.....

.................................Oh damn, ikea, kudos, you have done your job.

Mum: Its a catchy song no?

so the moral of today is.. no matter how far you try to run away from those advert where you wanna scratch your eyes out because the theme is running through your head over.. AND OVER AGAIN!?

ahhhh

VERBAL VOMIT.

RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY!

well.. after reading.. about most of

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

[change of colour]

and laughing at her pure awesomenes.. which i love.. and find it

amuses me A LOT.

check it out if you haven't already.

I've decided for about the 5Th time to try and start up my blog again. i feel im finding out new

things i want to be able to show..

whoevers out there.. and stumbles across this enlightening information that i will now show.

as Ive got a lot of things to say, I'm gonna keep it in, so i can do it in bursts so it looks likes I'm trying :P

but anyhoo..

i have found this weird and wonderful thing called a dollfie?

well i hope that's how you spell it and as i read on the interweb its only really meant to mean a certain line or bunch of dolls.

their these awesome Japanese dolls by volks, and having a more than keen interest in the Japanese culture, i felt the need to show case it

so yeah, they are freaky.. but i cant stop lookinggg.. in a weird and mixed up way.

I read that most of them come with blank faces

and you're meant to paint the faces on and use a special sealer to keep it un-smudged which i cool as you can customise it in your own

personal style, and also their round about the same size as a barbie but are more flexible due to more joints

which is probably why mulan out of my whole barbie collection survived the most and was my favourite as you could bend her in alllllllll

different ways.. which never ceases to amaze me.

so here you go:

[i think this ones called mio, from K-ON! :DReeeesseeaarrcchhhh!]

temptation to get one..

Another time people!