Im a Harry Potter nerd..

Yup.. its been said..

i have just realised how much ive geeked out on harry potter since the films been released.

and thinking back.. ive done it to every harry potter film thats been released, and the fact that im breathing, sleeping, and eating harry potter is probably to do with the fact that its the last two parts of the whole thing.. and that depresses me more than the fact that dobby dies. i mean when i read the part where he dies.. i cried.. as in bawled a little bit at the fact that secretly i loved dobby ALOT.. and it was mean to kill him off, as well as killing hewig off, which was totally unnessary and made the film that little bit more distressing to watch (Not in a bad way just in a; i got REALLY into kinda way) and i think The part that id grown up along with the movies beeing a young excited 10 year old, and having a mother who read me the books in a last ditched attempt to get her only duaghter to read and stop climbing trees which lead to waaaay to many broken bones for a girl. and she was awesome at it, i mean hagrids voice was spot on i loved ever since, and so being able to say that i actually grew up with harry potter, and the films its kinda sad having 9 years of knowing that a harry potter film was gonna come out.. now theres just twilight and really.. who wants to watch twilight, unless you a girl, between in the ages of 12-16 then you'd pick twilight.. which i find ridiculous i mean.. I liked the twilight books, still kinda do in a embarrassed, 'What i'm a woman, mushy love stories get to me..' kinda way and i liked vampires and all that scary magical garb before the whole vampire cinema takeover.. but the films.. come on.. NO! NO!NO! i mean, eclipse in a fit of morbid curiosity i attempted to watch it.. and ended up laughing and crying WITH the fact that that film is STUPID.

.

R.I.P DOBBY :'(

so lets just say i loved the books, my fovurites being the the oder of the pheonix and onwards, (deathly hallows being the top of the favourite list..because its just pure epicness) and the deathly hallows film, i completely adored, it went along with mostly what id imaged no killing of the book and because its in two parts theres no stupid cuts, so that made me happy and i throughly enjoyed it.

and the animation explaining the tale of the three brothers, i mean it was so nice to watch i was amazed at how well it fitted in being such a different style to the movie, but it still held that dark kind of feel.

and ive started reading the last book again, because i read it years ago, and it was bugging me that i couldn't remember parts..

but anyway except for my harry potter verbal vomit.. i think this is enough.. FOR TONIGHT.. :D

(I Know this is not gonna make much sense as its so late at night ill re-read it tomorrow.. and laugh at myself at how i cant form coherent sentences..)

PEACE OUT!

An essay WHAT?

RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY

oh yes. ANYWAYS.

I been having a great time at my art college.. making stuffs, being cool, you'know how it goes..

but i soon found out that you CANT. ESCAPE. ESSAYS.

What do i have to do each week? i hear you say.

CONTEXTUAL ART STUDIES.

What is this? i hear you say, and why jessie, is it in red bold scary letters..

BECAUSE ITS EVIL!

thats why! i have to write an essay on two pieces of my own choice, and for NO REASON. i found out why i nearly failed most of my other subjects.

BECAUSE I GET DISTRACTED.

painting my toenails in multicolours is more amusing then writing about dead artists.

and when i voice this opinion, i get told.

"Maybe, this isnt the RIGHT thing for you"

WELL DUH! If id known we'd have to die for two hours in a classroom, with a teacher whose voice sounds abit too monotone for my liking, and my bladder always wanting to relieve itself every 5 minutes, then i wouldnt of done it!

Why does education ALWAYS want to cram some kind of writing down your throat.. because you mr. education man SUCK!

rant over.

i need to prepare for my presentation, which is meaningless now my tutor showed us a whole 45 minutes worth of the artist i was going to tell my class about soo Woo i get to be the least interesting person there.. but id be damned if i look up another guy.. NO WAY!

But apart from that.. i need to go catch up on misfits.. and drool over nathan.. and his err.. immortality.. which is funny.. AND THAT EPISODE WHERE HE GETS STUCK ON THE POLE? WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE HIM OFF???

he stood there for about 20 minutes until he died and someone took him off..

some messed up friends hes got..:S

well back to work..

im distracting myself with this..

and i haven't got a usb so im gonna havfta shove my research on my blog so i can print it when i get to college.. The Joys!

FINDING STUFF..

random picture of the day!

well, yeah.. its my legs.. from camping i dont tend to bother about matching my socks camping as half the time im cold.. and just but anything on.. so yaar..

watch paranormal activity 2.. it was freaky.. and believe me it hit me when i was sleeping last night.. but it wasnt AS good as the first.. they were trying too hard, and it seemed abit silly in parts.. so there my update on that.. watch it if you wanna have nightmares when you wake up at 3am..

:)

me and my baby!! awogiigiigii.. hes so cute..

sorry..random..

Paranormal activity... 2

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm so gonna regret watching this.. at 3am tonight when i need to drink something and pee, maybe at two different times or at the same time, my body likes to torture me when im shit scared and hiding under my cover hoping that ghost IKNOW lives in my house doesn't decide to pop its head out and kill me or just toy with me by dragging me down the hallway.. i had i conversation with my mum about this.. She found me amusing, it went along the lines of..

ME: Last night i kept freaking about thinking about the first paranormal activity i mean, my rooms perfect dragging distance!

Mum: you what? why is it perfect dragging distance?

me: LOOK AT IT! I MEAN PERFECT DRAG A WOMAN ALONG THE FLOOR FROM HER BED DISTANCE!

mum: don't shout-

Me: Im not shouting im talking in a panicked tone bu-

Mum: and don't interrupt me, your room isn't 'perfect dragging distance' the ghost will take one look at the tip in your room and give up.

Me: oh i feel so much better.. not.

but really.. IT IS PERFECT DRAGGING DISTANCE.... and it gets so dark..

WISH ME LUCK WATCHING IT TONIGHT!

Twitter amuses me..

(click on thee photos to enlarge for the mo..)

i dunno why its turned into a print screen blog,

but u keep finding these damn funny screen shots ive taken of conversations..

hehe.. fun times..

OH I AM A KING!

I'm enjoying gloating at this..

my older cousin believes in me more!

I WIN!

:D

ahhhh... family

Me and my brother came across a photo of my cousin..

my brother died my from laughing claiming that he looked my a turtle and if i was any sister of his i would have to place my cousins head on a turtle.. so i did..

he laugh a lot longer after seeing my master piece

i then posted it on my cousins wall

we have both declared war.

my family make me proud..

My 19th birthday..

RANDOM [scary scarring just plain freakin' weird] PHOTO OF THE DAY!

I need to just comment on todays random photo.. WHY!? WHO MADE THIS. WHY!? eurg.. i may vom..

Thought id say..

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!?

and this blog has been around for about... a year and abit..

so Yaay to that!?

anyhoo..

i probably spent to whole day being annoyed that my brother didnt bother to wish me a happy birthday... but he did.. so yah.

except for the bugging me over the phone to tell me to say to my dad; 'roll me a fatty'

buuuut i managed to escape..

I DID enjoy Belgos and a line of different flavoured schnapps,

mmmm schnapps.. they were good..

but apart from me and my amazing birthday..

i thought id update on what i do in my class..

and how mondays make me want to stab myself repeatedly due to over exposure to boredom..

also my friends found great amusement in my mini notepad of comments.. :)

You are WELCOME!

it all started with a simple....

i used this one in two different lessons ^

and felt so awesome i wrote this to my friend straight after..

^_^

AND THE GRAND FINAL!

I felt the urge to tap my friend on the shoulder and show her how i truly felt about art history..

i feel going to art foundation has opened my mind so SO MUCH..

my maturity has gotten so..So..Mature?

no kid left inside, NONE I SAY!?!

*Skips off giggling while chasing a butterfly..*

Adios!

Cats,

my cat, is not a cat, but some kinda wimpy thing that manages to live, somehow..

and i find myself staring at him in awe at how much of a girl this cat is.

i mean i have a cat bed in my room to stop him from sleeping all over my clothes and leaving that cat lady kinda smell of over me and so to stop him i felt acomplished in giving him a cat bed.

but no he refuses the only time he'll try is when i have something half on top of it, and he puts his front paws on the bed moves around then turns to look at me in a way that says;

"See I'm trying but YOU put the fucking hairdryer on my bed, look cant sleep on here.. soooo its all your fault. Bitch."

and i find myself saying things back like,

me: You know what fuck you! you never sleep on there anyway! so get over yours-.. hey!..HEY..!! dont look at me like that! who said you can look at me like that RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!"

Mum: Jess? who you talking to?

exactly!

im now seen as the crazy one, when every family member knows im the fairly sane one!

so ha mr. cat

I WON!

I spend so much time doing work!

Thought i'd add an afterthought..

This is what i get up to when i go to college..

i sit in box's and make boxy homes, that make boxy villages..

so im awesome..

your jealous face it you wanna be in my box..

that sounded a bit wrong but moving on..

ENVY MY BOX HOUSE!

Ikea.

RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY!?

isnt he cute, hes all up in your face being all, "love me" i want a new kitten.

Today, during my art foundation class, i found myself humming the new ikea ad song..

And so humming this song concentrating on this awesome piece of art i was creating, and then BAM! It hit me, i was singing an advert song.. and really my face looked like this lovely drawing i did of myself, in my horror:

i love my black streaks attention to detail people.. attention to detail!

anyway.. in my horror i probably sat there for about 5 minutes mulling over how i sung that stupid song out loud in front of a whole class of people.. who

A. Don't know the song.

and

B. who dont really know me too well and probably think im kinda weird now.

-now que 5 hours later.-

*advert comes on.*

-5 minutes after-

Me: You will always find him in the kitchen at parties, your will always find him in the kitchen at paarrrttiiieeeeeeeeeeeessss..

Mum: Jess.......?

Me: PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSS *Tap dances*

*silence.*

.....

.................................Oh damn, ikea, kudos, you have done your job.

Mum: Its a catchy song no?

so the moral of today is.. no matter how far you try to run away from those advert where you wanna scratch your eyes out because the theme is running through your head over.. AND OVER AGAIN!?

ahhhh

VERBAL VOMIT.

RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY!

well.. after reading.. about most of

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

[change of colour]

and laughing at her pure awesomenes.. which i love.. and find it

amuses me A LOT.

check it out if you haven't already.

I've decided for about the 5Th time to try and start up my blog again. i feel im finding out new

things i want to be able to show..

whoevers out there.. and stumbles across this enlightening information that i will now show.

as Ive got a lot of things to say, I'm gonna keep it in, so i can do it in bursts so it looks likes I'm trying :P

but anyhoo..

i have found this weird and wonderful thing called a dollfie?

well i hope that's how you spell it and as i read on the interweb its only really meant to mean a certain line or bunch of dolls.

their these awesome Japanese dolls by volks, and having a more than keen interest in the Japanese culture, i felt the need to show case it

so yeah, they are freaky.. but i cant stop lookinggg.. in a weird and mixed up way.

I read that most of them come with blank faces

and you're meant to paint the faces on and use a special sealer to keep it un-smudged which i cool as you can customise it in your own

personal style, and also their round about the same size as a barbie but are more flexible due to more joints

which is probably why mulan out of my whole barbie collection survived the most and was my favourite as you could bend her in alllllllll

different ways.. which never ceases to amaze me.

so here you go:

[i think this ones called mio, from K-ON! :DReeeesseeaarrcchhhh!]

temptation to get one..

Another time people!

NEW NEW NEW!

Okae.

Fresh Start.

New collage.

LETS HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL!

so what ive done over the summer..

i have,

Worked.

ive gone to holland.. TWICE.

Ive, dont fuck all..

ITS GREAT.

ive also realised im seriously addicted to katy perrys

Teenage dream, AND Humming bird heartbeat..

CANT GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD..

well thats all for today, may come abit later if anything catches my eye..

Hmmmmmm

ADIOS!

HUP HOLLAND HUP!

(I Lol'd so hard at this picture)

Okay, as im half ducth.

I do support the national team, along side england but where is england in the world cup, bludy well went out to germany! so my hope is with holland, and so far, it has been going well! were in the finals! woop woop! and so me and my family will be going up to amsterdam to watch the match with our fellow dutchies.. :D and it should be fun!

Although i am hurt by how most of the english are betting spain will win.. ¬_¬ which makes no sense to me as they've just scraped past germany.. with just one goal. ONE GOAL!?

and im glad germany isnt going to be playing in the finals.. because that match.. would be the most evilest match anyone could ever witness.. and noone really wants to see holland lose to germany.. eurg.

so

COME ON HOLLAND!!!

CROSSING MY FINGERS IT'LL BE HOLLAND TO WIN THE WORLD CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Hello again people!

Okae.. ive tried so hard to come back to my blog.. this was my first attempt.. about a month ago..

*TAKE ONE!*

aw shit..

i tried.. So badly too keep up with this blog.. but it seems i couldnt do it.. =/

But.. My social life, has made it difficult to remember.. OH THE DRAMA!

anyhoo.. many things are happening..

im leaving school! yessssss! in about.. A week and abit.. NO MORE SCHOOLIO OF ME!

i finished D.t which was the bain of my life.. i really hated it that badly.. and it sucked big time..

okae.

so what ive done today instead of work..

i ..

Bought Fable II.. and im going to never leave my house.. EVER.

The game looks awesome... id been staring at it for ages now.

erm.

Im getting a blackberry finally!

[If thought the style.. is not the one i really want..]

AndAndAnd..

________________finished_______________________

i think i was either distracted...... or forgot.. and left the draft.. i dunno..

i did get a blackberry though! :D

*TAKE TWO!*

Im going to do this.. im going to blog everyday.. Hopefully through out the summer..

im going to tell you *Points at screen* what i do when ive got Waaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands.. and well.. now i really do.. :D

Oh and i have a 'Books to read over the year list'

and so far ive read..

The Host,

Hush Hush.

Lovely bones..

and thats been it... ¬_¬

Normally im a fast reader.. BUT SCHOOOL! AND EXAMS..

i am so glad its over!?

okay, what have i done?

I Watched 'The Princess And The Frog'

Love. LOVE. LOVED IT!?

pure awesomeness, i was so happy when disney decieded to go back to their oringinal 2d animating style, it brings back childhood memories of lion king, mulan, and all the others..

and i love the songs! Disney have the most awesomest greatest songs ever!

so i was quiet happy to be watching a new film of theirs, at first.. i was like.. "meh, okae funny lines.."

but then it all sunk it.. and i might have to watch it again!

[Human Naveen]

"Kissing would be niiiiiiiiice, yes?" [Froggi Naveen]

Love prince naveen! <3

thats all ive got for you now!

Updates soon!

HELLO WORLD..!!

HELLO WOOOOOOORLD..!!!



I've been bad, Ive left this blog behind so badly... i need to pick it up dust it off.. and do this properly..

Even thought this blogs turned out to be this random Internet diary i keep of random adventure that happen in my day to day life, and little rants.. *Cough* Twilight*COUGH*

but I'm starting again..

A NEW LEAF.. :)

So, recently.. Ive been locked in my house.. By my mother, And Ive made a top hat..!! yAAAAYYY!!! well, Ive blocked it shaped, sewed, lined and everything that makes a typical top hat.. all i need to do is.. er decorate it.. which is proving to be a task and a half.. my mind isn't all here.. will be posting pictures of thee finished thing.. in the next post HOPEFULLY..

I ALSO have my portfolio deadline coming up.. i have to go on the 9th of march to give it into Chelsea collage of Art and Design.. i am NERVOUS..!!! AAARRRRRKKK..!!! i really need to add ALOT OF WORK..!! of everything Ive done inside school AND outside.. which is also a task and a half..

i also have a random blog floating around which is connected to my, and to which i don't really know how to get in by normal laptop measures.. so Ive given up.. its probably got alot of photos which mean absolutely nothing... so if you find it.. THERE SHOULD BE A TRIPLE DECKER SAND WHICH PHOTO ON IT.. which my brother took when he stole me phone.. ¬_¬

Another things i have realised is.. my social life.. have Decreased ALOT.. due to over workage..!
and the fact Ive been avoiding certain persons like the plague... because well.. my mind is too frazzled to process any teenage dramas right now..
and will end up in disaster if i intervene..
and its in my nature to intervene in problems of my friends..
Kinda sucks at times.. :P

Anyway.. i have just tagged Jared Padalecki accidentally in the post.. [thought id say it..]
NOW REALLY..

I HAVE A DAILY BOOTH..! :)

its actually quiet fun..
so check me out..

JessiiKeller

and well TALK SOONIES..!!!

:)

Avatar, Twitter, And Bangs MADNESS!

One thing first.. HAPPY NEW YEAR! ITS 2010 NOW!!

Okay i haven't been blogging much.. and I'm sorry, but I've been buusssy..!!!

Watching... AVATAR..!! FUCK YEAH.. its awesome.. I Have seen it twice.. TWO DAYS IN A ROW.. i love it that much.. And now No film can really compare to it right now.. because i thought it was THAT GOOD.. i kinda miss it.. when I'm not watching it that is..

and tbh.. I Love Jake Sooolaay

[I'm spelling it the way the na'vi say it as it is FUNNY!]

Even if he is some 10ft Blue guy.. who looks kinda like a cat..

I LOVE HIM.. <3>

I Also Officially Want a Tail.. Because then my life would be complete and it would just be the best thing ever for my balance.. and just so i can hit people with it.. and be like

'Im not touching you' ehehe

I can rant and rave about this movie for ages..

At times i was freakin out.. and Then sad and happy.. and YAAAY!

JUST WATCH IT..! :)

AVATAR FREAK OUT..!!! *'Bird bird Bird is the word' plays in the background*

and i would also like To announce, that i have Bangs.. And Twitter is ruling my like thanks to Goli and Kim.. it kinda addictive announcing that your.. i dunno Bungee Jumping?

Anyhoo..

BANGS 4EVA!

peace-out